1. My card just got declined at Walgreens because I had a pending transaction of $150+ from the gas station I went to earlier.

    Called the bank, and apparently gas stations can basically run whatever the fuck they want until what you actually charged goes through. So it took more than four hours for the $17 I actually charged there to go through, meaning my account looked overdrawn because of their bullshit pending thing.

    So my fucking seven dollar purchase was declined. And I felt like an even bigger asshole because I was on the phone while the dude was scanning my stuff.

     
  2. That was the grossest Bones opener ever.

     
  3. The moon is not going to join your fucking coalition, Romney.

     
  4. There is a vein in my forehead that is going to explode.

    There is a vein in my forehead that is going to explode.

     
    1. My dad: Lisabeth, you have a problem.
    2. Me: YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. I DO HAVE A PROBLEM. I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS DUMBASS SHOW.
     
  5. “I don’t want to have any regrets”

    I’m really torn between loving that Bones has gotten to a point where she feels comfortable enough to admit she has feelings for Booth and wants to be with him, and HATING that it took this dumbass storyline about dying alone as some spinster aunt to get her there.

    UUGGGGHHHH. REMEMBER WHEN BONES WAS ALONE BUT NOT REALLY LONELY BECAUSE SHE WAS AWESOME AND SELF-CONFIDENT AND HAD FRIENDS? REMEMBER WHEN BOOTH WASN’T A TOTAL ASSHOLE AT ALL TIMES?

     
  6. (Source: berryhudson)

     
  7. Texts I should not have to send

    “Hey ****, can you please let us know if you’re going to cover your rent for May and June? Thanks.”

    She has not been in the house for three days. We tried to text her earlier today for the first time since this happened and she hasn’t responded.

     
  8. Sweets! Angela! Hodgins!

    These are the only people I care about.