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Who Ate It Better, 2003 vs. 2012??
You decide.
Oh great, we’re objectifying women with asparagus now. It’s really good for you, it tastes great, and it doesn’t resemble genitalia - and yet Newsweek has still managed to do it somehow.
The newsweek tumblr answered my ask about the asparagus cover.
Welp. Non-apology and tone policing. Thanks, Newsweek.
Fuck you, Newsweek. I know Newsweek usually ignores notes with f-bombs, but hey WORTH A TRY, RIGHT?!
At the 2003 version has a complete face.
/facepalm
/facepalm how dare you treat asparagus so disrepectfully lol no but seriously, these covers -__-
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I didn’t know I was supposed to fellate asparagus… I’ve been eating it wrong all these years! Silly me!
GO TELL NEWSWEEKS TUMBLR WHAT YOU THINK
Aw they didn’t like my ‘fuck you’? Fuck you newsweek. You’re all complicit in this goddamn bullshit. Fuck. You.