May 2011
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“No one is prouder to put this birth certificate matter to rest than The Donald,...”
– President Barack Obama at the White House Correspondents’s Dinner, with Donald Trump in the audience (via warrennotg) (via squee-gee) (via drinkthe-koolaid) (via kittencoaster) (via toulouselastartrek) (via strikematchlightfiyah) (via pikitis)
May 1st
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May 1st
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There are so many Lost people on Justified!  Mr. Friendly, yo.  That dude is never not terrifying.
May 1st
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Can anyone recommend some crafty/design blogs?  Now that the house is finally signed, I’m looking for ~inspiration.
May 1st
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May 1st
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 zoeyfulwanderer replied to your post: I got all dressed to go to the gym, but then my… Go for a walk! Enjoy the fresh air and Florida sunshine! =) I did!  And then I came home and watched tv.  
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April 2011
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Apr 30th
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I got all dressed to go to the gym, but then my little key card wouldn’t work to let me actually open the door.  (I was probably doing something wrong because I NEVER go to they gym, but whatever.)   TO GO FOR A WALK OR STAY IN AND WATCH TV???   
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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 welcometothethundercone replied to your post:  welcometothethundercone replied to your link:… HP is like A1 sauce but with more Worcestershire sauce flavour. It’s DELICIOUS. One of my favourite things at home is a bacon butty - bread roll, butter, bacon, HP sauce. NO SHAME I am a fan of bacon in all forms, so I can’t say I’m not intrigued.  Actually I haven’t had bacon in...
Apr 30th
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~Royal lipreaders~ interpret William and Kate's... →
I was totally right about the “one more kiss” thing on the balcony!  
Apr 30th
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 welcometothethundercone replied to your link: Bacon and A1 sauce? This is actually a thing? No, it’s the best. Actually it’s more customary to use HP sauce and it’s just The Best. I’ll take your word for it :P  joan-webster replied to your link:Bacon and A1 sauce? This is actually a thing? What’s A1 sauce? Like steak sauce, I guess?  I always think of it as barbecue sauce, but I...
Apr 30th
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“It is telling that our Founding Fathers, in their wisdom, did not see fit to...”
– The Myth Of The Constitutional “Right To Party” | The Awl (via rubenfeld) I love you, Awl. (via inthefade)
Apr 30th
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Bacon and A1 sauce? This is actually a thing? →
THOSE CRAZY BRITS.
Apr 30th
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“There’s no point to any of this. It’s all just a random lottery of meaningless...”
– Reality Bites (1994) Troy Dyer: every dirty, hot, guitar-playing, philosophizing, completely unreliable but entirely lovable asshole rolled into one.
Apr 30th
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 hamsterpantsworld replied to your post: Seriously, fuck your timing, cosmos.  What is that… FUCK THE COSMOS (just kidding!) should be on a t-shirt. I would buy it! *Kanye shrug*
Apr 30th
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Seriously, fuck your timing, cosmos.  What is that thing called where good things and bad things happen simultaneously?  Convergence?  Am I making this up?  Because, truly, my life often seems like: giant lull of nothing for several months followed by a series of crazy!random!good!bad! over the course of a week.  I’m just going to try to be grateful for the good (we did finally sign our...
Apr 30th
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 sequinedk replied to your post: Beatrice has a history of crazy hats: I would totally forget that I was wearing a hat and think I was being attacked by butterflies at least a bazillion times. That hat is frightening! I’m fidgety with my hair on the best of days—always playing with ends and putting it up or down—so I know I just COULD NOT HANDLE that shit.  Props to her.  
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Beatrice has a history of crazy hats:
Apr 29th
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Crashing
I didn’t actually go to bed until the sun was up.  NAP TIIIIIIIIME.
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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“The Royal School of Needlework (RSN), based at Hampton Court Palace, assisted...”
– Holy shit.  More dress details.
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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AWWW
Ok, I went to sleep before they came out on the balcony but I just saw video and I swear you can see William saying “one more kiss?” 
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Should I stay up for this shit or what?  Any estimates on when THE DRESS will make its appearance?
Apr 29th
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Back from breakfast.  It was very nice.
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
 mariatatuada replied to your post GIT IT GURL I’M TRYING!
Apr 29th
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RYAN LOCHTE BOUGHT MY FRIEND A HOT DOG
Tonight was my friend’s 21st and after hitting the ~clurb we went to our trusty hot dog stand to buy some water.  Who should be there (WEARING A “LISTEN TO RYAN LOCHTE” T-SHIRT) but RYAN LOCHTE.  When he heard it was her birthday, he was all “GET THIS GIRL A HOT DOG!”  So he bought the hot dog, and then wished him luck in the net Olympics and (best part) told him he...
Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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“During his presidency, no one ever questioned whether George W. Bush was...”
– Is Obama an ‘affirmative action president’? (via robot-heart-politics) OH MY GOD, THIS TIMES FUCKING INFINITY. I actually heard a woman at work today talking about how Obama should be impeached because he isn’t American and that electing him goes against the Constitution. When someone mentioned...
Apr 27th
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Timothy Olyphant wearing a Gators shirt on Justified.
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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I feel so accomplished today.  We put down the deposit for our future house (!!!) and I got called for an interview for the internship I applied for.  
Apr 27th
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